…musing
Music blogger and dabbler in white social commentary, Scott Simms, graces us with his Friday musings: – “White people love spending money on stuff that is time consuming and complicated. […]
Monthly Archives: November 2012
…drinking too much
Keith is so happy that white people never forget their camera. Let’s have a little white people New Yorker style caption contest… Leave us a comment with your caption for […]
…finding resolutions and other names for god
provided by a fabulous guest blogger. consider this a checklist: harmonic chanting living in the now buddha love channeling divine light opening to the wisdom eye divine mother revelations kundalini […]
…petitioning
Losing My Tan In 1995, a contest was held to elect the newest color of the M & M candy spectrum. It was a momentous and memorable campaign: TV commercials, […]
…posting their white people problems
Having ‘white people problems’ isn’t enough. Instead, white people want us to celebrate their whole collection. To wet your palette: “To the gentleman who keeps putting party advertisements under my […]
…determining if gangnam style is really an indian rain dance
This weather and white people editorial brought to you by one of our East Coast correspondents, Mr. Alex Young Lawyer Sassy Pants. (You may know him as the Guinness World […]
…[inserting hipster pet photo here]
Considering the amount of hipsters crawling the web all day looking for ambi-gender leopard halter tops instead of actually working, it’s shocking how few hipsters find time to make their […]
…watching drunk history
In case somehow you missed it, or you just want to revisit the goodness: On March 22 Jen Kirkman drank two bottles of wine…and then discussed a historical event.
…looking at kitlers
We may not enjoy Hitler or cats, but we certainly enjoy kitlers. In fact, we celebrate their entire collection. In case you can’t navigate a website on your own, we […]
…tickle me gruelmo
This disturbing clip gives keen insight into the Friday nightlife of the whitest of white people, boys who love tickling the ivories. Thanks for this gem, Keith Gruen.
White People Doing Stuff 